so,you need to get rid of a body maybe it was an accident or maybe it was very intentional Hey, i'm not here to judge i'm here to help you get rid of that body the first thing you need to do is make sure that the body is a dead body. Now, you might be thinking this is a silly point to bring up however you'd be surprised by how many bodies have returned to sender on account of the depositer are not making sure that that body was a dead body The first thing your going to want to do is separate the head from the body rendering the body Now for the tricky part getting rid of that dead body. The next thing you're gonna need to do is transported dead body to a place i will mention a second so cool i know you really need to get cooking on this little project but you don't need to get pushy anyway transporting the body k when you're dragging that sucker to your transport you're gonna wanna make sure that that bad boy is covered up to something say a garbage bag or a tarp or... get creative don't use a body bag it might seem like a good excuse to use your body bag but it will draw attention you don't want to draw attention because if you draw attention you're gonna need to hide more bodies, dead bodies. Now that you've got the dead body in the car, or truck, or rape van - however it is, you need to take it to a cemetery. find a fresh graves and drag your dead body to it. You might want to find a fresh graves ahead of time. take a shuttle. Oh yea, bring a shovel, and start digging up that fresh grave. push in the dead body and cover that sucker up. Now no one will ever know it existed. How can i guarantee no one will ever find it because you put it in a graveyard and no one visits graveyards.